Trendy bastards

Name : Lynn Dann
Age : 25
Nationality : USA (“As Protestant as you can get.”)
Occupation : Catering (“permanent job”)
Clothes are from : J. Crew (“my roomate’s closet”)
What is your greatest hope for the next 10 years? Racism is abolished on the East Coast
of the United States.
What makes life worth living? Your friends; people you surround yourself with.
What would you like to be in your next life? Someone who has not existed yet; on a
higher carma. 

 

Name : Peter James Higgins
Age : 39
Nationality : USA
Occupation : Chef
Clothes are from : Thrift shop
What is your greatest hope for the next 10 years? Improve my life.
What makes life worth living? Awakening daily.
What would you like to be in your next life? A dolphin. 

 

Name : Gretchen Jane Biehl
Age : 26
Nationality : USA
Occupation : teacher
Clothes are from : The Gap
What is your greatest hope for the next 10 years? To travel.
What makes life worth living? Friends and love.
What would you like to be in your next life? A woman in a colonial dress (preferably
Betsy Ross); “I’d like to make the flag.”

 

Name : Sarah Lynn Campbell
Age : 27
Nationality : USA
Occupation : Function manager (catering)
Clothes are from : Saks Fifth Avenue
What is your greatest hope for the next 10 years? To become a mother.
What makes life worth living? My family.
What would you like to be in your next life? To be in a position to whip Sean (her
supervisor). 

 

Name : Stephen Channing Vajda
Age : 24
Nationality : USA
Occupation : “event provider” (catering)
Clothes are from : “my closet”
What is your greatest hope for the next 10 years? “That Peter (Higgins) is as happy or
happier than I am.”
What makes life worth living? [Gretchen] ; (points at her).
What would you like to be in your next life? A PEZ Candy dispenser. 

 

Name : Patricia “Trish” Anne Rohrer
Age : 20
Nationality : “French-American”
Occupation : Student (said with a pause)
Clothes are from : Carole Little & Jones of New York
What is your greatest hope for the next 10 years? “Run my own ad agency out of
Boston and put Hill Holiday Conners Cosmopolous to shame.”
What would you like to be in your next life? 5’11”. 

 

Name : Kipp
Age : 25
Nationality : USA
Occupation : “unemployed graduate”
Clothes are from : J. Crew and L.L. Bean
What is your greatest hope for the next 10 years? To become ambassador to Venezuela.
What makes life worth living? Abuse.
What would you like to be in your next life? A JAP (Jewish American Princess). 

 

Name : Allan Albert Leonard
Age : 22
Nationality : “Anglophile wannabe”
Occupation : “proletariat bureaucrat” (specialist, international finance)
Clothes are from : “creative acquisitions”
What is your greatest hope for the next 10 years? Internationalists are the one to rule
the world.
What makes life worth living? Meeting new and interesting people from foreign lands
and cultures.
What would you like to be in your next life? A dolphin (“so I can communicate with a
sound range far beyond human capacity”). 

 

Name : David Leiphart
Age : 22
Nationality : Aryan
Occupation : financial consultant
Clothes are from : Uhlsport (German sports’ clothes manufacturer)
What is your greatest hope for the next 10 years? To be successful.
What makes life worth living? Friends.
What would you like to be in your next life? Me again.

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